• "I do not desire mediocre love. I want to drown in someone."
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  • When I was in college, I had a blog called Salty Sea Hag, where I did political humor from the point of view of a sea witch living on the bottom of the ocean.“

    (Source: joan-watsons, via instagrampa)

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  • we joke about procrastination but nothing is worse than the nauseating feeling of having every intention of doing something but physically not being capable of doing it and then feeling like you want to throw up because the deadline is just getting closer and closer.

    (Source: lifeafterbeths, via dundermifflin1nc)

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  • "Sometimes people just want to be happy, even if it’s not real."
    Veronica Roth, Insurgent (via ohteenscanrelate)


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  • kinkstertime:

    This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if they did.

    (Source: betterlucknext, via guy)

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  • "Nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already."
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  • Killing is making a choice. Choose between one life or the other.

    (Source: thedarknightbale, via hefuckin)

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  • "Being alone is better than sitting next to a lover and feeling lonely."
    Richard Linklater (via teenager90s)

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  • "We only obsess over relationships that feel unfinished."
    Carrie Bradshaw (via whatwouldcarriesay)

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  • "You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger."
    I always wonder what I look like to other people (via hefuckin)

    (Source: thebrownskingirl, via hefuckin)

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  • boo-and-kitty:

    You don’t need to buy me expensive things or take me out to dinner every night or even every weekend. I don’t need the world or want the world. I want the little things. If you push my hair out of face or rub my back. Or if you randomly kiss my cheek. Or text me randomly saying you miss me. Or if you make a tweet about me or post a picture of us. Then that’s all I care about. I want the little things. I care way more about that, than anything else.

    (Source: vernist, via hefuckin)

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  • rainsfell:

    how do i get over someone who i never dated

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